ClaudeBbg

And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousands years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small café in Rickmansworth suddenly realised what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything. Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to telle anyone about it, a terrible, stupid catastrophe occured, and the idea was lost for ever.

“Vous êtes décidément trop nuls, néfastes et dangereux.
On repart prendre du matériel et on revient vous péter la gueule.”

En considérant que l'âge du monde mesure une année, l'homme apparaît le 31 décembre à 21 h et le sapiens à 23h46. En même pas un quart d'heure, il a tout foutu en l'air. C'est dire qu'il est décidément nocif. Les plutoniens n'étaient pas plus cons que moi. Ils l'avaient compris tout de suite.